Dear Tjazz & Matt,

Congratulations you two! We are so happy for both of you and very excited for the future.

 

This website is a replacement for a real card because you probably would have thrown it out. Now you are obligated to interact with the whole thing wahahahaha.

 

As for your gift,

It was too heavy to bring so you'll receive it soon!

(It's been on the dining table for more than a month now)

 

We hope the gift reminds you that pizza is really yummy.

 

Love,

JD & Carms